please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
*deletes butt pic*
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*
when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left
a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post
pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day