Oh baby (;









foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker)


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officialfrenchtoast:

*looks behind me*

officialfrenchtoast:

*looks behind me*

(Source: adventrust)


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afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*


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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.


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blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*


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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image


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karlcat:

tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left


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dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

(Source: dyinanimemom)


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date:

pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day

(Source: date)


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(Source: blue-eyedmonstre)


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